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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look.
H. Vincent

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown

I love him
Oh yes I do
He's for me and not for you
So if be chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and break your face!

Unknown

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathon Swift

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen

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